Knock knock joke

M: Knock knock.
C: Who's there?
M: Cabinet.
C: Cabinet who?
M: Cabinet knife foot. (Peals of laughter.)
C: Uh, that's a pretty avant garde knock knock joke there.
M: And a glass booty.

My worst nightmare

Milo and bubble gum make a bad combination. However, he got some for Halloween, and rather than increase the desirability of an already coveted substance, we let him chew it. The first time I checked on his progress, I found him on his back on the sofa, with his legs up in the air. I told him he couldn't do that and asked him if he was ready to spit out the gum. The second time I looked, I found him stumbling around with a balloon string wound around his legs. I told him he had to sit still on a chair and chew. Several minutes later, Milo came to me in the kitchen and said, "Karen, I hate to tell you this, but I am going to keep this gum in my mouth forever."

Violin recital

Lucie performed "Etude" and "Andantino" at her violin recital yesterday. She did great! For those of you who missed it, here's a little video (shot from the third row, zoomed in -- sorry for the poor videography).

New Orleans

Chickens

Grayson Highlands camping trip

What Milo wants, part 2

A short while back I posted a list of Milo's material desires for his birthday. Here's an updated list:

a rocket that goes in the sky with a switch or button
a gun that shoots oatmeal
a rocketship that I go in and fly in.

He also wanted a new lightsaber, but that wish came true already (along with the toy weed whacker). Thanks, Nana and Papa.

While I'm writing about Milo's obsessions, I'd like to share a description of a drawing he made a few weeks ago. It is so charmingly and stereotypically different from the princesses and flowers and "party favors" that Lucie used to imagine in her lines.

"Look at my man, he's got a gun and smoke is coming out of his head. And he has a walking stick."

Swimming

We got to swim and grill with our friends. The swimming part came first. Milo did his first independent "swimming." Lucie swims like a fish now.






This pool is a dream.




Milo was very, very thrilled when he discovered that he could do this.

Later, Chris read the Declaration of Independence to everyone. Milo fell asleep.

What Milo wants

Last night I was reading a couple of books to Milo and Lucie. In the first book, there was a picture of a scientist using a pointer to point at a chart. Milo said, "I want one of those." In the next book, a jockey was holding a riding crop. Milo said, "I want one of those." So if you're looking for a gift for Milo, just think "stick-like object."

Other things Milo has recently said he wants:

a car with a yellow button that shoots water
a car that shoots fire
a plane that you push a button and it flies
a bug vacuum
a toy weed whacker

Oak Island trip

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

M: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
K: Uh, because 7 ate 9?
M: No, because 7 was a ROBOT.

M: Why was 6 afraid of 12?
K: Because 12 was a monster?
M: No, because 12 was a SHARK.

Etc.

Things Lucie likes (ca. spring 2009)

"My name is Lucie and I have a little brother named Milo. I play the violin and I love riding my bike. I like reading and writing. I have a tadpole named Swush and two hermit crabs. I live with my mom and dad and my brother Milo. I like being outside and I like chickens and bats. I like swimming. I like telling stories and jokes. I like pasta. I also like pigs. I like the color green."

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Game Night at CPSC

Lucie's class studied games for their project this session. They showed off some of their work at a Game Night on Wednesday.


Milo likes the pond in front of the school.


Leslie talked a bit before we got to play any games. Although you can't see him in this photo, Milo is sitting at the table next to Lucie. At one point he blurted out, "She SAID that already."


Playing one of Mallory's games


Here's Lucie's version of the "Rainbow Game." Note the little creatures she made for game pieces.


Lucie invented a game called "Batty Bats," featuring fish and bugs in a "Bug Box."

Hey, ladies

Look what Milo can do.

This reminds me of somebody

Here's what happens now when I try to take a picture of Lucie and Milo together.

Jack and the Sack

Lucie's YPPC group performed two Jack plays. Lucie played the part of a pig in Jack and the Three Sillies. Here is a scene from Jack in the Sack, in which she played a doctor (she also played the part of a turkey).






Milo waiting for the play to start


Curtain call


Hanging out at Toast after the play

Violin recital

Lucie recently had her first violin recital. She played "May Song" and "Long, Long Ago." We are very proud of her.






There was some waiting.


"May Song." Milo was fidgeting in my lap while I tried to shoot this movie.


"Long, Long Ago." The memory card went bad in the middle of this one.

Snakes and snails

Tonight at bedtime, Milo was inexplicably interested in what things had sugar in them. "Does water have sugar in it? Does milk have sugar?"

The queries got stranger and stranger.

"Do bats have sugar? [smirking] Do butts have sugar?"

From across the room, L immediately remarked, "I can tell he's going to be like the other boys."

Trip to Tennessee

We took a car trip recently to visit Papa, Nana, and Brian in Tennessee. Here are some postcards from along the way.


We were surprised to find Maggie Valley in a state of abandonment, the roadside restaurants and motels shuttered. (Soco Tower is for sale.) This summer may be your last chance to see Ghost Town in the Sky.


Chickens at the Oconaluftee Farm Museum




Newfound Gap


Gatlinburg (Ripley's Believe it or Not Museum)


Collierville Greenbelt


Lucie got a bit tired on that walk.


At the Pink Palace Museum there was an exhibit of artifacts excavated during some of Brian's archeological digs in Memphis. It was really cool, and it left an impression on Milo. This weekend, he took a spade to the hillside in our backyard, saying he was going to "look for bottles like Uncle Brian."


We got to see the amazing animated carved wooden circus model in operation.






The Mississippi


Papa, Nana, Lucie, and Uncle Brian at Mud Island Park


Milo got a toy bow and arrow in Cherokee. He liked trying to get it to stick to the plate glass window.




Nana and Lucie blowing bubbles in the park


We saw the Lost Sea.


There was so much more that we simply did not take pictures of. The kids did not want to leave. Thanks, Nana and Papa, for the fun visit (and the cool head lamp).