Although we have tried several times to explain the differences, Lucie mysteriously
persists in associating Jesus with Elvis. Recently, referring to a postcard of Elvis on our fridge, she asked, "Why do we have a picture of Jesus on our fridge?" I explained that that was Elvis, that Elvis was a rock star, and that Jesus was someone totally different. I told her as much as I could recall about Jesus' life, and we started reading some Bible stories. More recently, undoubtedly influenced by a recent viewing of
Benji, she was asking me what we would do if she were kidnapped. Among other things, I explained the concept of ransom, and said, "But no one is going to try to kidnap you, because we don't have any money." She thought about that a while and then said, "It's a good thing that Jesus and Elvis didn't have any children." "Well," I started, "Elvis did have children, and Jesus wasn't rich..."